Alright, so it is a cat. It's also dressed in a duck costume and is called "Bunny." I'm starting to get the feeling Parents aren't to sad to see Bunny go. I mean, I for one think that they are doing a pretty good job throwing people off Bunny's trail. Sign highlight: "Bunny is deaf & can't hear a thing" To me this implies, "So, even if you do see him, really don't even bother calling for him. And you know what, Bunny can outrun pretty much anything, so really don't even bother chasing after him. Just know he is very dearly loved."
Thursday, November 12, 2009
This Family Thought They Were...
Never going to find their...cat?
Alright, so it is a cat. It's also dressed in a duck costume and is called "Bunny." I'm starting to get the feeling Parents aren't to sad to see Bunny go. I mean, I for one think that they are doing a pretty good job throwing people off Bunny's trail. Sign highlight: "Bunny is deaf & can't hear a thing" To me this implies, "So, even if you do see him, really don't even bother calling for him. And you know what, Bunny can outrun pretty much anything, so really don't even bother chasing after him. Just know he is very dearly loved."
Alright, so it is a cat. It's also dressed in a duck costume and is called "Bunny." I'm starting to get the feeling Parents aren't to sad to see Bunny go. I mean, I for one think that they are doing a pretty good job throwing people off Bunny's trail. Sign highlight: "Bunny is deaf & can't hear a thing" To me this implies, "So, even if you do see him, really don't even bother calling for him. And you know what, Bunny can outrun pretty much anything, so really don't even bother chasing after him. Just know he is very dearly loved."
The Ad Men Thought We Were..
Whoever created this advertisement thought we were The Da Vinci Code's, Robert Langdon. I'm sorry, I just don't get it. I mean the fact that it's in another language is tough but the picture isn't really steering me in any direction. Look, ad men, thanks for thinking that I'm a symbology professor at Harvard, but no thanks for giving me endless hours of frustrated and futile "code cracking." What I got so far..."Turtlenecks: So Snakes Don't Bite Your Neck."
Thursday, October 29, 2009
MUNI Thought It Was...
MUNI thought it was the CSU budget cuts.
Both are making me pay more for less. It's almost the end of the month and I'm dreading the $55.00 I'm going to have to shell out for a new Fast Pass. It's hard for me to fork over that kinda dough, when I know MUNI is going to be doing it's best to make me mad, very mad, and very late.
Both are making me pay more for less. It's almost the end of the month and I'm dreading the $55.00 I'm going to have to shell out for a new Fast Pass. It's hard for me to fork over that kinda dough, when I know MUNI is going to be doing it's best to make me mad, very mad, and very late.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Mini Cupcakes Thought They Were...
Mini cupcakes thought they were hole-punched umbrellas (a step in the wrong direction!)
WHAT IS WITH THESE?
I've seen these little buggers in nearly half-a-dozen different coffee shops and bakeries in the city and I'm always left wondering "why?!" Do smaller cupcakes seem like a step in the wrong direction to anyone else? Who wants less cupcake? Quite punching holes in my umbrella! I want more! It's a cupcake, it's already too small. It's like shrinking the Mona Lisa. Let's take the "bowlcake" route! Bakers, get on it.
WHAT IS WITH THESE?
I've seen these little buggers in nearly half-a-dozen different coffee shops and bakeries in the city and I'm always left wondering "why?!" Do smaller cupcakes seem like a step in the wrong direction to anyone else? Who wants less cupcake? Quite punching holes in my umbrella! I want more! It's a cupcake, it's already too small. It's like shrinking the Mona Lisa. Let's take the "bowlcake" route! Bakers, get on it.
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Convenience Charges Thought They Were...
Ugh, having just purchased a pair of tickets online I can't help but feel took! Convenience charges?! They thought they were jumbo shrimp!
How and when is a charge EVER convenient? Ticketmaster, quit being such an oxy-moron!
In separate news, oxymorons are super sick. They thought they were Chinese finger traps for your brain! I found a whole bunch here, check 'em out.
How and when is a charge EVER convenient? Ticketmaster, quit being such an oxy-moron!In separate news, oxymorons are super sick. They thought they were Chinese finger traps for your brain! I found a whole bunch here, check 'em out.
Monday, September 28, 2009
Snuggies Thought They Were...
Snuggies thought they were BACKWARDS ROBES!
Enough is enough! The Snuggie is nothing more than a robe turned around! Here is a picture of an actual Snuggie and my roommate wearing her robe backwards. They look identical, apart from the jazzy pattern. Look how the fabric bunches around the neck! If a Snuggie wasn't a backwards robe it would have a proper neck hole/gap. Robes are cheaper and sold in more places; they have ties and pockets; and not to mention they were here first! This is not just a "they thought they were." This is a case of identity theft! Snuggies, knock it off.
Enough is enough! The Snuggie is nothing more than a robe turned around! Here is a picture of an actual Snuggie and my roommate wearing her robe backwards. They look identical, apart from the jazzy pattern. Look how the fabric bunches around the neck! If a Snuggie wasn't a backwards robe it would have a proper neck hole/gap. Robes are cheaper and sold in more places; they have ties and pockets; and not to mention they were here first! This is not just a "they thought they were." This is a case of identity theft! Snuggies, knock it off.
They Thought They Were...
They thought they were...
Salvador Dali!
This week my Facebook was all a-post of people taking pictures of themselves in hand-drawn mustaches. I mean one person doodling a Dali stache is a lot, but three?! There must be some "melty clock" in the water, or I suppose people are just being struck with a strong sense of the Dada.
Salvador Dali!This week my Facebook was all a-post of people taking pictures of themselves in hand-drawn mustaches. I mean one person doodling a Dali stache is a lot, but three?! There must be some "melty clock" in the water, or I suppose people are just being struck with a strong sense of the Dada.
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